Hello...
           OMG! Your wit is wow is all I can can. Am I using bad grammer? Well let me say it's easy show up or SHUT THE FUCK UP! And SIC lets see here SUCK IN COCK? Yeah that seems right. And please please get your momma off the corner, she is causing the price of pussy to go down. Laters Bitches.

Oh, I'm sorry...my mother is inflating pussy prices? Well it's a good thing we have a stimulus package to help with that. If we didn't, we would be in a whole mess of trouble.

"Suck (space) In (space) Cock"?! That's seriously all you could come up with? Do I have to make your insults for you? If we showed up to play you and your team with down syndrome dan and the douche bags, would I have to play for you too? Let's count the things you children can't do so far.

Well, let's see. You can't play, so obviously I'd be playing against my own clan-mates already just to make the game fair. You can't spell, (which by the way is no surprise to me seeing as how you had to make an acronym with "symbols" around the letters on your server so people wouldn't think you're incompetent) and you can't argue for shit. If I had known when I got up today that the only rebuttal I would be facing is straight out of the script from the rise of the planet of the apes, I would've disbanded my fuckin guild, handed leadership off to a 7 year old and joined you that way you'd have a shread of what could be known as dignity behind you.

On a side note, there's a few 3 to 4 syllable words in the midst of this. All you need to do is sound them out like you would when you read "Horton Hears a Who". I'm sure given a few years time, you'll be catching up to those hardcore fuckin 2nd graders and their finger paintings in no time.

By the way, I'd just like to say I'm ashamed of all of you. I tried to turn you into civilized people, with manners and respect, and this is how you treat me. I'd just like to remind you that this is for your own good. Here, don't you remember this old picture of me teaching you how to read? I'm just getting all emotional over this now.

Keep crying, I'm going to come soon.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ called it.

HAHA....
             Oh my simpleton friend, I served with the good old U.S. AirForce. And as you say I am only 13, well add 28 years to that. Just show up and fight, prove me wrong. I was not there that night had I have been there. WOW all the new tags to my collection. So save your welfare money and get a server, hell I will tip your mom an extra 50 cents to help out. Lots of love to ya... better yet come on to beer drinkers tonight. I will be there, until then then where your helmet. bikes are dangerous for you little guys.

I thought they only let competent, dignified people in the air force? Nice try timmy, you almost got me. I'm sure the coast guard sanitation services managed to provide you with a hell of a dishonorable discharge though. I can understand sifting through your own garbage for change isn't exactly "usual" military personnel behavior, but I'm sure you had good intentions.

I really would doubt I have much to worry about if I showed up alone to play against all of you. I could probably do that by myself, but if you'd like to do something that'll help you and your online buddies; I suggest a spelling bee.  I promise, I will give all of you ten free fuck-ups, since if I don't I'll win before the actual thing starts.

I tell you what though, you keep crying to me. I feel I should point out that your statement "Until then then where" makes zero sense, and I'm pretty sure I know a few of my immigrant cousins (because I'm a poor kid on welfare, mind you) who could teach you some english until you're ready to come back.

Anyways bye for now, little buddy. On a side note; when you're calling someone a simpleton, can you at least make sure you don't have the spelling ability of Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids? Thanks Timmy. My mom said keep the 50 cents, by the way. You're going to need it to buy the "dictionary" DLC for Bad Company 2.

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          You are so funny yes only competent people, that's why you never got in. 348th OMS Organized Maintenance Squadron for you morons, 431XX L.R.A.F.B It's a MAC base that's a Military Airlift Command also to help ya out there. So what have you done for your country? Other than suck up my tax dollars? Hell I will even bet you voted for that ass clown Obama, what a waste you could have been somebody. Oh well such a waste, until next try good luck.

I must've hit a nerve.

What have I done for my country? Well besides, NOT fight for wars that we're not winning, create more of problem with our overall debt by "sucking up" your tax dollars, or pretending to be part of the air force, I've written a hell of a lot on why it's important to not go surrender your allegiance to a government that starts random wars over false pretenses, blindly follow the orders of others without questioning, and be in stereotype groups that title themselves "hell raisers" and "beer drinkers", as if somehow they weren't a cliché in the works.

You know what sucks up tax dollars? The total cost of building and maintaining a crew to service all weather multirole aircrafts that cost upwards of 20 million dollars, only to be replaced in an unused state less than 12 years later by unmanned aircraft drones that win more fights than the soldiers themselves do.

Also; if you vote, you're fucking stupider than I thought. Especially if you think your vote counts.

(On a lighter note, I never got into the military because I'm not stupid enough to sign up. The military recruits people who are easy to manipulate and control, and people who are perpetually angry to lead it. If I ever wind up in the service, it'll be providing psychological counseling to people who thought they joined the military because they played so many wartime video-games they immersed themselves into the environment during a series of delusions).

Here at The §ic, we're all proud that the military hired you to hold a wrench in your hand and walk around in the background while important people walked by, but I saw Bob Hoskins do that in the Super Mario movie back in 93'. I'm glad I angered you so proficiently; it lets me know I haven't lost my edge while trolling idiots.

However, next time you attempt to counter an argument, can you make sure your military rank wasn't "google specialist"? I'm not impressed, and frankly if I have to send the 7 year olds on here to talk to you because you ran out of argument, I'm going to be upset.

Quote from: ValVicious on August 23, 2011, 06:58:21 AM

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          You are so funny yes only competent people, that's why you never got in. 348th OMS Organized Maintenance Squadron for you morons, 431XX L.R.A.F.B It's a MAC base that's a Military Airlift Command also to help ya out there. So what have you done for your country? Other than suck up my tax dollars? Hell I will even bet you voted for that ass clown Obama, what a waste you could have been somebody. Oh well such a waste, until next try good luck.

If you are so strongly convicted in your beliefs and pride of being in the airforce, Do yourself, your country, and myself a favor. Stop associating yourself with the airforce, you're giving it a bad name. If you (a person who is 41 years of age) would like to mature up a bit, I'll gladly let you associate yourself with a glorious title such as having been in the airforce. Untill then, stop defending your argument, slandering the hardworking troops that have their own convictions (instead of loosely throwing a statement into an argument on the internet as an attempt to establish merit). You're not doing it right broskie.

And this concludes another non-violent non-vulgar verbal proverbial pwn by Cheezy stop by next time when he debates the validity of Jesus yet again for you unbelievers. More on topic I wanted to serve at one point now I have a girl that loves me and well its not worth it in my opinion. If for some reason all hell breaks loose and they need more competent people on the battlefield I'll join. I did have a 98% on my entrance exam when I took it although they probably can't fast track me now. Also when speaking about the military from the standpoint of belonging to it try to have some decorum and not come off like a raving redneck who doesn't know how to safely handle a firearm any more than a garden gnome knows how to not be a cheesy lawn ornament. Our country has some brave men and woman in uniform who are intelligent capable and deadly we don't need any more nut jobs with a chip on their shoulder.

ah it gives me such pleasure to find random topics like this laying around.....

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That's exactly what I was thinking, I fucking love you §ic bastards